Yo Momma's So Stupid Myspace Comments
Each Image has a different punchline.
Just select the code, copy it and paste it in a comment to nudge them with a yo momma's so ugly insult.
she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
she made an onion cry.
when she tried to take a bath, the water jumped out!
even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
people go as her to Halloween parties.
that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
The first line in the Bible was mistranslated - it actually reads - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth and yo fat ugly Mama
look like she was hit by the whole freakin Ugly Tree!!!
she uses a line of makeup called Why Bother
when she emerged from the chrysalis, the butterfly said put that back in, and turn the cocoon off NASTY SKANK mode!
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